Monday, April 16, 2007
A blond was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to slide on the north side of the playground. Signed - A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Blonde checked and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said:
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
I got this joke from Kamran Rocks